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Don't Invite Me To The Afters (unisex, black)
oversized = relaxed/boxy.
All measurements in cm (laid flat)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 45,5 | 48,5 | 51,5 | 54,5 | 57,5 | 60,5 | 65 |
| B | 71,5 | 73,5 | 75,5 | 77,5 | 79,5 | 81,5 | 82,5 |
| C | 20 | 20,5 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 24,5 |
All measurements in cm (laid flat)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 54 | 57 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 69 | 72 |
| B | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 | 82 | 84 |
| C | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |







Oversized or Regular Cut
This is not a shirt.
This is an honest warning.
The back print says everything before you even open your mouth: "Don't invite me to the afters. I have no self control." Stars, orbit, rotation – like your head at 6:47 AM when you should have stopped ages ago.
The front stays minimal: just our small logo, quietly present while the back does all the talking.
A piece for everyone who has ever stayed too long – and would do it again without hesitation.
Oversized Shirt:
- premium 240g/m² fabric weight for a comfortable feel
- 100% cotton - single jersey, breathable
- breathable, relaxed fit, uncompromising
Regular Shirt:
- premium 200g/m² fabric weight for a comfortable feel
- 100% cotton - single jersey, breathable
- breathable, relaxed fit, timeless
please iron inside out on the lowest setting
wash at 30° with mild detergent
We recommend a gentle wash cycle. Please do not tumble dry and always turn inside out before washing.
Also, do not use fabric softeners.
