
Don't Invite Me To The Afters (unisex, black)
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All measurements in cm (laid flat)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 45,5 | 48,5 | 51,5 | 54,5 | 57,5 | 60,5 | 65 |
| B | 71,5 | 73,5 | 75,5 | 77,5 | 79,5 | 81,5 | 82,5 |
| C | 20 | 20,5 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 24,5 |
All measurements in cm (laid flat)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 54 | 57 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 69 | 73,5 |
| B | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 | 82 | 84 | 85 |
| C | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 25,5 |
Product details
Oversized or regular cut
This isn’t a shirt.
This is an honest warning.
The back print says it all before you even open your mouth:
“Don’t invite me to the afters. I have no self control.”
Stars, orbit, rotation – like your head at 6:47 a.m., when it should have been over long ago. The “Afters” hits in yellow, because that’s exactly the line where common sense dies.
The front stays clean: a small emblem, calmly placed, almost innocent.
The back takes over the job you can’t do anymore.
A shirt for everyone who knows exactly why invitations after the set are dangerous – and still never say no. Hand-finished in our studio in Kassel, made from soft 100% cotton. Goes perfectly with cargos, jeans or joggers – your rave fit is sorted.
Oversized shirt:
- quality 240 g/m² fabric weight for a comfortable feel
- 100% cotton - single jersey, breathable
- breathable, loose, uncompromising
Regular shirt:
- quality 180 g/m² fabric weight for a comfortable feel
- 100% cotton - single jersey, breathable
- breathable, loose, timeless
Material & care
We only finish high-quality, long-lasting textiles. Wash your piece inside out at max. 30 °C, skip the dryer and don't iron directly on the design — that way the print stays vibrant for a long time. You'll find the exact material composition in the product description.
Finishing
Every piece is made to order and finished in our studio in Kassel — no stock room, no mass production. Depending on the design, we use DTF, transfer print, embroidery or DTG. That's how we get designs that still hold up after countless nights.
Manufacturer & safety
Manufacturer
Technostoff – Rudolf Latikan
Dennhäuser Str. 116
34134 Kassel
Germany
support@technostoff.com
Safety & warnings
Follow the material and care instructions on the sewn-in label.
Wash separately before wearing for the first time.
Keep away from open flames and high heat.