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Don't Invite Me Premium Zip Hoodie (black, unisex)
All measurements in cm (laid flat)
| S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A | 55 | 58 | 61 | 64 | 67 | 70 |
| B | 69 | 71 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 79 |
| C | 60 | 62 | 64 | 66 | 68 | 70 |







regular unisex cut
This is not a hoodie for making bad decisions after 6 a.m.
The backprint tells you what's what: Don't invite me to the afters. I have no self-control.
Humor meets self-awareness, packaged in clear typography, red stars and that slightly manic vibe between escalation and honesty.
The front is deliberately minimalist with a small techno logo, while the back makes a full statement.
Zip hoodie for cold nights, long journeys home, and everyone who knows themselves well enough.
Heavy fabric, high-quality fit, made for pushing through – or for giving up in style.
You can find the size chart in the product photos.
- Black Premium Zip Hoodie for Women and Men
- TECHNOSTOFF-Label on front of pouch pocket
- 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- 300g/m² Brushed Fleece
please iron inside out on the lowest setting
wash at 30° with mild detergent
We recommend a gentle wash cycle. Please do not tumble dry and always turn inside out before washing.
Also, do not use fabric softeners.
